Memphis in May: Festival, Fusic, Fun, Friends

I put this together real quick for you. I hope it helps.

Ten things you should know about  Memphis in May Music Festival:

1.)   It’s going to rain: Even if it doesn’t rain, it’s still going to rain. And if it rains, it’s probably going to rain some more. And if it rains more, it’ll stop, but then it’ll come back. So remember, it’s going to rain. Zip lock that shit. Wrap it up. Just put all your junk in a baggie. Phone, keys, and toilet paper. Stick a little band-aid in there too, just in case. Rain boots are a better choice, and panchos/ rain jackets optional. You’ll get wet regardless.

2.)   Beer rules: Cash only baby. Lines will be long- so be ready with your cash and ID. Don’t do the “ chat and cut” because people are watching you. Also-water, water, water, water, water because it delicious and it's the key to the entire evening. No shame in this game because sometimes a 5 hours turns into 12 hours. Be cool and drink up.

3.)   Ladies: It’s a muddy, hot, humid, loooong  rowdy time at the festival. Don’t ruin your cute summer heels or those perfect new white shorts. You’re there for the music and the experience not to fetch a hot, sweaty, stinking man.  This weekend, casual is cool and gross is totally ok. Be comfortable, you’ll have a better time this way!

4.)   Fellas: Some people are really short. I’m a little biased because I’m kind of short. Here’s a  sexy bro  tip:  if you’re 6’7 and someone behind you is 5’2, they can’t see anything but your shoulder blades and the sky. Now I know it’s first come first serve (so claim your space), but if you could hook a sister up with a solid just once and let her step in front of you- that’s some major awesome karma.

5.)   Carpool: Parking CAN be fun, but this time, it’s a pain in the butt. So get together with your gang, ride together, and share the parking cover. Friends that park together, stay together.

6.)   Pace yo’ self: I learned this the hard way. Actually, I’m sure everyone has to learn it the hard way. You’re drinking, dancing, talking, walking back and forth outside for hours without the saving grace of even just a little air conditioning. Protect and pace yourself. And if you do run into someone who needs a helping hand, put yourself in their (muddy) shoes. No one ever wants to be “that” girl/guy.  

7.)   Remember: friend, location, driver. Memorize that dependable friend’s phone number or  Sharpie it on your face.  Set a location and time to meet during/after your time downtown. Designate a sober driver or call a cab. If you can't get one, call me. I'll come get you. Maybe. Probably. I don't know.

cab: 577-7777
cab: 577-7700

cab: 323-3333

claudine: mmmmmmmmaybe

8.)   Dance your ass off:  Don’t be afraid to wave your hands in the air, jump jump jump around, and if the opportunity comes, square dance. I’m not afraid to dance without the music, but it’s definitely better when there’s actual music and people to join in.

9.)   People watch and be polite: Sometimes, the crazies come out and it’s awesome. It’s okay to watch, but don’t point and laugh because it’s not very polite. Join in conversation if you have something (nice) to say. And stay out of ugly situations because well, it’s Memphis and that happens here. You’ll see  9 year olds and 90 year olds. Be aware that people are also watching you. Observe the beauty of others. We are all humans, right?

10.)  And obviously: have a wonderful time. Remember your evening this year: the bands you heard, people you saw and met, and your wallet. Cheers!